Liveblog: Oscars Red Carpet

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Tis the diurnal course for cheesy monologues and disappointed losses. It’s Oscar day. But before the ceremony, the stars must walk along a much more rosy path: the red carpet.

So stay tuned for fashion faux pas and favorites. It will be just like Joan River’s Fashion Police on E! Network, except we’re not 80 and plastic. We’re youthful and fabulous.

We just hope J. Lo isn’t invited this year; we hate when she’s invited.

Update: No wonder Helen Hunt looked … the way she did. She was wearing an H&M dress on the Red Carpet. Come on.