The Palo Alto High School 2013 track season has officially arrived, and league competitions will begin in March. This season, the team looks to build on its success from last year.
Here we are again, back to provide the same sassy commentary for the awards ceremony itself.
Tis the diurnal course for cheesy monologues and disappointed losses. It's Oscar day. But before the ceremony, the stars must walk along a much more rosy path: the red carpet.